Sunday, July 27, 2008

Joke

What do you get when you cross a case of giardia and grits?

Me, being forced to sit next to Karl Rove and Bill Frist during breakfast at the Loveless Cafe.

(No joke.  I feel I am going to be seeing McCain/Frist bumper stickers in my future.  Not on my car, of course.)

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Crawling

After many months of my mother and father begging and bribing me to crawl, I finally decided it was time. I figured I had to do something since I have thus far been lagging behind in the tooth count (still at zero). Bovo is crazy though if he thinks I am going to crawl after my blocks, I will only go after things that have the potential to poke my eye out. I am also showing off my new babylegs, I know you want a pair.


Tuesday, July 22, 2008

New Domicile

After experiencing one New England winter, I decided that winter really stinks. Whoever invented snowsuits should be taken out and flogged. It is impossible to be fashionable in one of those things. After visiting Nashville in February, the 65 degree weather coupled with my flair for the dramatic, I realized I am much more suited to be a southern belle. This past June we up and moved and are settling nicely. There will be more news to come........

New Favorite Food



























I am still a boob-kinda gal, but I have to say that blueberries are heavenly.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Bermuda














Due to the amazing developmental advancements these past nine months, my servants decided that I needed a vacation. Bermuda was beautiful, with plenty of people to admire me. On the first night we had a little scare, I spiked a temperature of 103 degrees. Nothing that a little Advil couldn't take care of and I truly feel you haven't had a real vacation unless you have a trip to the emergency room.






Slave Labor

Can you believe how hard they make me work! I am thinking of turning them into DSS.