I get lots of mail about my hair and just how I do it. Tricks of the trade, tricks of the trade. I have assembled a team of consultants who calculate exactly how many times I need to rub the back of my head against the bottom of the crib to maintain a smooth, shiny occiput. Another group of researchers are running data on the optimal mixture of banana and saliva to pomade my combover. For those who claim, "The-short-on-the-sides,-sparse-on-top,-bald-on-the-back, and-Adolf Hitler-in-front-look will never catch on..." Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
I get lots of mail about my hair and just how I do it. Tricks of the trade, tricks of the trade. I have assembled a team of consultants who calculate exactly how many times I need to rub the back of my head against the bottom of the crib to maintain a smooth, shiny occiput. Another group of researchers are running data on the optimal mixture of banana and saliva to pomade my combover. For those who claim, "The-short-on-the-sides,-sparse-on-top,-bald-on-the-back, and-Adolf Hitler-in-front-look will never catch on..." Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
1 comment:
Ummmm she is so stinkin cute!I wish I could give her a big a big squeeze! lots of love~auntie chelle
p.s. hope the move is going well!
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