That's correct, 2 weeks down and I've already achieved some impressive developmental milestones:
1. I can distinguish at 10 inches what most people can see at 200 feet (not bad, eh?)
2. I can successfully void the entire volume of my bladder during the 5 millisecond interval between removing my old diaper and placing a new one beneath me
3. I can awake Daddy from deep sleep my kicking him in the Adam's apple
4. I can almost fit both fists inside my mouth (see photo)
5. I can drain a boob in 10 minutes flat!
6. I create more laundry in one day than two adults do in a week
1 comment:
this is the best blow-by-blow commentary of situational development i've come across anywhere.
like mystery science theatre 3000, only realer!
you guys rock.
-natalia
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