Tuesday, October 9, 2007

I'm Almost Two Weeks Old











































That's correct, 2 weeks down and I've already achieved some impressive developmental milestones:
1. I can distinguish at 10 inches what most people can see at 200 feet (not bad, eh?)
2. I can successfully void the entire volume of my bladder during the 5 millisecond interval between removing my old diaper and placing a new one beneath me
3. I can awake Daddy from deep sleep my kicking him in the Adam's apple
4. I can almost fit both fists inside my mouth (see photo)
5. I can drain a boob in 10 minutes flat!
6. I create more laundry in one day than two adults do in a week

1 comment:

n-o-s said...

this is the best blow-by-blow commentary of situational development i've come across anywhere.
like mystery science theatre 3000, only realer!
you guys rock.
-natalia